Too Many Faces

kleenexorcism:

“did i send the ily to soon in the friendship” a novel by me

“oh god they probably think i’m romantically in love with them”

littledragonprince:

(pssst)

(trans people have existed for literally centuries)

(non-binary people too)

(the only reason you hear more about trans people now is because its actually a little more safe to explore your gender than ever before)

(did you think of that. did you use your brain for more than one second)

you could text me first, too :|

humanthesaurus:

bekkaa:

my mom hopes my sister is bisexual and she thinks I’m gay. whoop?

Our poor mother is a tad bit confused.

she’s never said it directly, but I spend a lot of time with her these days and a daughter knows. it’s one of bisexual benefits.

my mom hopes my sister is bisexual and she thinks I’m gay. whoop?

god fucking dammit vriska its ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOU BAG OF DICK MONKEYS

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon choking on a mozzarella stick.

unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

jgl you are gr20

ghost-anus:

YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE

DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD

IT IS A TASTE TESTER

IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE

IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!

RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!

miharu-snow:

Ok, ok I’m rly sorry guys I KNOW people hate this and I’m sorry for flooding the tags and followers’ dash boards this will be like ONE TIME I SWEAR.

Reblog or like this shit if you post..
- Homestuck
- JakeDirk
- Karezi
- DaveJohn
- Homestuck
- Funny Homestuck
- Homestuck cosplay
- Homestuck art
- Any type of fucking Homestuck
- FUCKING NSFW HOMESTUCK IDC

Bcs I only follow 132 people and I need moooar, and I can’t find new people anymore. :c
THANKYU SORRY BAI

barricadeponine:

i feel really bad for anyone who ever has to live with me i’m loud like i always have music playing or i’m singing or thinking out loud or yelling at the tv or just yelling in general

and even if it’s quiet in the house my footsteps are really loud and instead of like walking down the steps i jump down them like don’t live with me ever

hey dude we can live together i’m totally fine with noisiness because i’m the same way like my breathing and footsteps can wake a giant

homestuck shipping man

it never ends