What ingredients does it take to make you?
Lizzie is made of hammers, wood, and sunlight. With a dash of video games.
Jazmin is made of singing, Opera, and starlight. With a dash of humping. Oh my god *chokes back laughter*
Lisa is made of man, mangoes, and villainy. With a dash of new school.
WHAT. /dying
pamela is made of fashion, loyalty, and Justice. With a dash of Apocalypse.
Kayla is made of crepes,shows and depression. With a dash of the 90s. WHAT THE FUCK??
Bek is made of Fantasy, Indie, and forgetfulness. With a dash of Terry Bogard.
Yeah, okay I’ll take that.
(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)
(Source: everybodylovesstilinski)
Wait…
Josh Hutcherson and Arianda Grande are dating?
nonononononononononononononono what the fuck.
him and jennifer are meant to be.
mmmm i approve of this pairing
two of my celebrity crushes<3
(Source: jenlaurences)
consulting-detective-with-a-box:
So you know how the Shia LeBeouf thing is going around
well I thought to my self
“what if I search Benedict Cumberbatch? “
I mostly got rants and 5 second things of him saying something
Then
I got to this
someone explain this so me
am I missing a reference to something ?
or …
WHAT IS GOING ON
Reflagging to listen to when I get home.
IT’S LIKE LIKE LISTENING TO SATAN.
the FUCK OMG
whAT
THIS IS HOW YOU SUMMON SATAN
Rory has been becoming much more irrational and aggresively violent. Also, in the episode “Let’s Kill Hitler” after witnessing River’s regeneration and being exposed to RAW TIME ENERGY for the first time, he begins to complain of a “banging in my head”, which Amy dismisses as Hitler in the closet. Also think back to “The God Complex”. Rory did not have a room. He was the only character they made a point to say did not have one. And when the Doctor looked into his room all he said was “Of course it was you.” and we hear the wailing of the TARDIS distress call in 4 repetitions. The only other time it has made this sound was when The Master stole it in series 3. Also, Rory is the first human that wasn’t surprised that the TARDIS was bigger on the inside.
wait, no…what?
the gerard on the right looks like he visiting his cancerous twin brother
omG
(Source: does-anything-matter)
| this round is called 'if this is the answer what is the question | |
| the answer is... "no one" | |
| pete wentz: | is the question 'list people who have not slept with gabe saporta'? |
| gabe: | no, i know, it's 'who has yet to see a certain midget bassist's dick?' |
| pete: | low blow, man |
| gabe: | well if i'd aimed high i woulda missed |
Q: What was your most embarrassing moment?
A: When I was six, I got stung by a wasp in a Greek market. A widow pulled down my pants, held me upside down and rubbed an onion on my bum.
-Benedict Cumberbatch Q & A with the Guardian (via emilyisobsessed)

PICTURES OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
(via the-purple-shirt-of-sex)
(Source: kitten-rage)
I would not be angry in the slightest if “geek” chic, diarrhea brown and frumpy granny jumpers went out of style tomorrow to be replaced by a dapper gentlemanly fashion, preferably Steampunk-esque.
do i detect a sly dig
what no
at who
what











